I can't believe I'm about to do this.

I’ve said those words before and somehow they never keep me from doing what I can’t believe I’m about to do. Blame it on my OCD.

I am going to give you a recipe that calls for Cheeze Whiz. I have never ever purchased Cheeze Whiz until yesterday. I can’t believe I’m going to admit that I have now incorporated it into a meal. Real cheese just wouldn’t cut it… only the creamy processed stuff, of which my Mother in law says, “It just melts so beautifully.” Not only am I going to give you this recipe but I am also going to admit to you that I personally created this recipe. I wanted a cheeseburger in a casserole dish so I made it up. The result was yummy… if you can contemplate anything containing Cheeze Whiz being yummy.

I’ve decided to name the recipe: Combo #1 Whopper with cheese and can I have onion rings on the side instead of french fries casserole

Yes, it’s a sort of long title but that is the taste I was going for, as wrong as that is. Please believe we actually eat quite healthy on a regular basis. We eat lots of green vegetables and olive oil and low fat meats. My kids order salad when we go out to eat and some of their favorite foods are naturally green without food coloring.

So without further ado I give you Combo #1 Whopper with cheese and can I have onion rings on the side instead of french fries casserole (feel free to substitute the light version of any of the following products as I did.)

1 lb. ground beef
1/2 large onion chopped
2 cloves garlic minced
Seasoning salt to taste
3/4 cup Mayonaisse
3 Tbsp. Ketchup (approx.)
2 Tbsp. Mustard (approx.)
Pasta (we used shells) cooked and drained
1 jar of Cheeze Whiz (NOTE: If you shop at Costco or Sam’s Club for your Cheeze Whiz it will probably be much less than one jar!!)
1 can French’s French Fried Onions

Bring lightly salted water to a boil and cook shells until tender. Meanwhile brown ground beef, onion, garlic and season with Seasoning Salt. Drain fat from beef. In a small bowl mix the Mayonaisse, ketchup and mustard. (You are going for a pinkish color.) Stir this mixture into the browned ground beef and mix well. When the pasta is done cooking, drain it and put it back into the pot. Add the Cheeze Whiz and stir until melted and evenly distributed.

In a casserole dish (I used the french white oval Pyrex). Pour half of the pasta into the casserole dish. Then layer the beef mixture over it, spreading it out evenly. Add the remainder of the pasta on top of the beef. Bake in a 350 degree oven for about 20 minutes. Sprinkle the French Fried Onions over top of the pasta and bake for another 3-5 minutes to brown them.

There you have it. I can’t remark upon the health value of it other than I believe it probably has fewer calories than the real Whopper… but who’s counting?

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2 thoughts on “I can't believe I'm about to do this.”

  1. #1) I am ever-so-impressed that you CREATE your own recipes.#2) I am ever-so-unimpressed that it calls for Cheeze Whiz (gee whiz!)#3) I am ever-so-impressed that you admit to using it…must be the “it melts so beautifully” endorsement from your mil.#4) In spite of the above, I LOVE THE TITLE! IT SHOULD WIN A PRIZE REGARDLESS OF THE TASTE OF THE DISH!Nice touch to describe the dish you’re using; I can cook anything as long as I have a recipe (recipe creator I am not :/), and ever little detail helps. Could you make a double batch, freeze half and just send it to me? I’ll return the favor with something yummy!

  2. Robin,It is a crime against humanity that I even contrived it in my mind… most of my recipes (I’m like my mother… we create recipes often) are quite healthy. (I can offer a vegetarian tuscan bean casserole as penance for posting this if you would like!) I swear this is the first time I have ever bought Cheeze Whiz. I was going to use the equally vile Velveeta but it was too expensive and I’m a cheap cheezer.Thanks for approving of the title! I love accolades of any kind even if they are for something as lame as a Cheeze Whiz recipe. I think Cheeze Whiz should pay me royalties (I’ll bilk some out of French’s too while I’m at it!)I do think the Canadian border guards would sieze the suspect package upon smelling it’s thawing aromas… they would then arrest me for using Cheeze Whiz in a recipe… then they would turn around and eat it and hence would free me and crown me as the next Governer General.Nan

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