Credit goes to Slim, the walking stick on A Bug’s Life for that quote.
I wish I had something to blog about but I am not about to sit here at my computer with blogging constipation trying to come up with *something* to write because then it wouldn’t be worth writing. Hopefully you all keep coming back around knowing that I will only blog when I have something remotely worth saying. (Please note the judicious use of the word “remotely.” If I come and blog about something that seems slightly less than worthy of being said, please do remember I used the disclaimer, “remotely.”)
Slim: What’s the point of going out there? They’ll only laugh at me.
P.T. Flea: That’s because you’re a clown!
Slim: No, it’s because I’m a prop. You always cast me as the pole, the broom, the stick… a *splinter*!
P.T. Flea: You’re a walking stick. It’s funny! Now go!
Slim: You parasite.