The rain in Spain stays mainly on the plain, or so I’m told. I tell ya, I’ll move there and spend my days splashing and mucking about that blasted plain as long as there is a Target nearby or as long as Target.com ships to the plain in Spain. And I’ll be the Imelda Marcos of Spain’s plain. I’ll have a different rainboot for every rainy day, because people, tell me, how is a girl to decide?Who can resist a veritable
chair full of booties I mean boot full of cherries?
Or Lemony Limey Orangey Summery Wonderfulness?
Or an appley dappley boot that reminds you of a pillow case you had in the late 70’s?
Or a boot that reminds you of the white and blue low waisted sailor-girl dress you wore in third grade?
Or cupcakey boots that make you want to go whip up a batch of frosting and give you the ungodly urge to buy Maraschino cherries just because they are cute, not because they are pleasing to the palate.
Dots? Boots that make you think you stepped in a vat of glue and then unloaded your hole puncher in mid-air? Who wouldn’t want that?!
Okay…. there is no reason to not love these.
What girl can resist comic book boots? Paired with a shiny yellow rain slicker over a cute flippy red dress with white polka dots on it… I can see splashing through the city streets in an outfit like that…
Oh and this is for my goth readership. I know you’re out there! This one’s for you baby!
(((GASP))) I would wear these just about anywhere. Yes. I would. I would wear these out the door and to the store and I would wear them at the mall and in the hall and I would wear them here or there… SAY! I would wear these anywhere!!
These would be my Hawaii boots. Everyone needs a pair of boots in Hawaii. Don’t you know it rains there every day?! C’mon. Ya doubters!
I want to marry these.
I’m planning my African Safari right now just so I can have an excuse to wear these… Who am I kidding? Who really needs an excuse to wear leopard print boots? Nobody. That’s who.
These are so refined. So classy. So schooly. I am considering going back to Kindergarten just so I can wear these on the first day of school.
This one is for my biker chick readership. Thanks for readin’ babes!
***Do I hear angels singing the Hallelujah chorus?!*** I love these boots.
Okay so now that you are thinking all of these bootylicious thoughts, go check out the the rest of the collection and tell me which ones are your favorite ones. You can tell a lot about a person from their boot choice you know. It’s been proven. By some study. Somewhere. I promise.