I Photo-shopped toniiiiight… (hat tip to this of course.) Not to mention I’m up too late toniiiiiiight.
Don’t mind me. I frequently get songs from various classic American musicals in my head and they come out at the most bizarre times. I’ve been known to break out in a rousing rendition of Oklahoma! on more than one occasion and I fear to tell you that there is video proof of this fact somewhere in my parents’ VHS archives. My poor children. They are doomed to be embarrassed by me for life. But it’s just so much fun!
Ahhh…. motherhood is wonderful isn’t it? You get to embarrass people as a rite of passage. It’s a beautiful thing. They should entitle motherhood, “How to Ruin Someone’s Life Without Really Trying” (hat tip to this) because as we all know, all kids who take Psychology 101 when they get to college come home on Christmas break and tell their parents all that they did to ruin their lives. And then of course still expect said parents to pay their tuition.
Where was I going with this? I was going somewhere, I promise.
Oh. Right. I Photoshopped toniiiiiight.
Had some little before and after pictures that I just had to share.
Yikes. Look at that grubby little mug. I think he wiped some tears away with his stamped hand.
There. Nice and clean. No water necessary.