When toddlers read the news….

Look at this face. Does this look like the face of a person who is thinking about the state of the global economy?

BabyNewsThumbsucking

Does this?

BabyNewsThumbsucking2

Maybe not. But he really is. He is wondering if Pampers stocks are going to plummet because of the recession. He is worried about his 401K. He is actually not sucking his thumb. He has just bitten off all his nails and is now working on his digits.

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He examines the paper.

BabyNews8

It doesn’t look good folks. It doesn’t look pretty.

BabyNews4

He’s afraid that the ceaseless war in Iraq is going to adversely effect the price of vitamin C (I don’t know why he’s linked this to the war in Iraq but he figures most problems harken back to the war in Iraq so it’s a pretty good bet. He’s actually willing to run for president on that platform.) He’s read that it’s gone up to $4,000,000 a barrel. The implications of this could be dastardly. He’s picturing his life as a victim of scurvy. He’s wondering how greatly this will affect his long term dental health and if he will be able to effectively fight off the ever more virulent viruses and superbugs.

BabyNews3

Oh no. This really is worse than he thought.

He starts feverishly biting at his remaining digits again.

BabyNews2

Oh, dear. Oh, d-d-dear.

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Ah, but here we see that the young economist is not all gloom and doom….

“Take heart, my people. I am an optimist.”

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“Everything is gonna work out! (When I become president that is.) In the mean time, I say, put it all in diapers and various ointments. That’s where the money will be folks. That is where you are going to get the most bang for your buck. I just have a feeling.”

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  1. Those are just about above and beyond adorable. A heart-breaker in the making, for sure.
    I think he has the right idea and just turn that newspaper upside down. Makes more sense that way.

    Swampy’s last blog post..One from the Greatest Generation

  2. Your baby has the most gorgeous eyes. What a heartbreaker that little one is going to be some day. He’d get my vote for sure.

    the mrs.’s last blog post..Something to Tide You Over Until February 3rd

  3. Great photos. He’s a cutie.

    Kila’s last blog post..Thursday night…

  4. Ah, he is a sweetheart! So glad it ended on a happy note. 🙂

    Lisa’s Chaos’s last blog post..i cannot think of a title

  5. HIS predictions are the best! That’s it – no more news for me. I’m only reading LILALB from here on out.

    Jean’s last blog post..Finishing up 2007 … and moving into 2008

  6. You are a NUT!

  7. that was truly some great and comedic writing!

    Elexis’s last blog post..One Great Kid Product

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